The toilet isnt plumbed in and doesnt flush. Im on 30% battery and falling, just found a working power socket though. I feel ok on the poo front, I think it’s backed up and is having more water absorbed out of it.
Mum woke me up at 7.43, I am on the bus now at 8.11 with the worst stomach ache and 37% battery. Gonna have to shit my burning guts out when im there, or power on through it.
- Fill ice cube tray with milk
- Cover with plastic wrap
- Place toothpicks in each space
- In a few hours you’ll have gross milk pops, you dumb asshole
I have hiccups but the skys clouded over and everyone’s finally turned out the lights and gone to bed. Their spaz cat spazzed out and it woke up my mum. I spent the last hour sitting constantly belching and sipping water. That KFC must’ve been bad I guess, im bloated like a giant tubby baby boy with significant body hair for its age.
Its 1am and im worried about everything.
There is also a bullshit whistling sound I might be imagining. Gotta be up at 7 working by 8 painting all day. This is bullshit. Ill pay for it later I guess.
I need to learn how to make-up…
this literally makes me super happy.
anyone who says make-up isn’t an art form is stupid
if only i could make this much of an improvement
"It doesn’t matter who you are, if thats not what people see" - me
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
It’s a hard life being a horse with sticks on your head.